For the longest time I thought that some of the lyrics to "Fly Me to the Moon" were "swing forever more". So I always pictured a couple happily dancing swing for eternity. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered the true lyrics were "sing forever more. Nevertheless, I prefer my version a so I continue sing "swing forever more".

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I saw this without sound and for a hot second I thought it was Bill Nye.

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